URANIUM NUZLOCKE

I'm dead.

This is Pokemon Uranium. I"M NUZLOCKING IT.

So pretty much, for the plot, we're living with our aunt in some lame region called Tandor that has really good music.

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But nobody cares about that.

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Also, our rival is eight years old or something.

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After the PLOT, we're gonna go and get a Pokemon from Bamb'o, the Professor.

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And here we see our 8 year old rival in action.

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And now, Bamb'o is making us take a test to get the Pokemon.

Hey, Bamb'o, what even is the point of this test, anyways?

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Yeah, whatever, gimme my starter.

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You seem to be an all-out attacker. I think Raptorch is the best pick!

NO YOU DON'T. GIVE ME THE BEST CAT.

O-oh, yes, I believe I miscalculated.. (Please don't hurt me...)

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Good.

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You get your grass cat as long as I don't get hurt...

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YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PABLO IS BEST CAT!!!!!

meow

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Well then, I'll just have Pablo wreck you with Absorb or something.

meow

Fight me, m9!

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I was going to have you get the stronger starter...

Well, too bad for him!

...But Accel threw Raptorch's Poke Ball out the window.

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Of course, it was the ONLY pick, but I guess we didn't have a say.

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BRING IT ON!

meow

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Do it now, Tuxedo!

That thing has nothing to do with tuxedos.

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Pablo, on the other hand, is a tuxedo cat.

meow

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Alright, let's take him out with a STAB move! I know the others get one.

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YOU DON'T HAVE ANY STAB MOVES YET?!

meow

This is gonna take a lot of scratches.

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I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS

GOGOGOGO OUTSPEED HIM PABLO

meow

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YEAH I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT STATIC

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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT

YOU AREN'T THE PROTAGONIST

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oh god are you kidding me

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oh my pablo he isn't joking

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WOW. What a sore loser.

meow

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Here's Pablo's stats.

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Pretty good IVs

meow

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Can't say the same about the moveset...