URANIUM NUZLOCKE

I'm dead.
This is Pokemon Uranium. I"M NUZLOCKING IT.
So pretty much, for the plot, we're living with our aunt in some lame region called Tandor that has really good music.

But nobody cares about that.

Also, our rival is eight years old or something.

After the PLOT, we're gonna go and get a Pokemon from Bamb'o, the Professor.


And here we see our 8 year old rival in action.

And now, Bamb'o is making us take a test to get the Pokemon.
Hey, Bamb'o, what even is the point of this test, anyways?

Yeah, whatever, gimme my starter.

You seem to be an all-out attacker. I think Raptorch is the best pick!
NO YOU DON'T. GIVE ME THE BEST CAT.
O-oh, yes, I believe I miscalculated.. (Please don't hurt me...)

Good.

You get your grass cat as long as I don't get hurt...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PABLO IS BEST CAT!!!!!

meow
Well then, I'll just have Pablo wreck you with Absorb or something.

meow
Fight me, m9!

I was going to have you get the stronger starter...
Well, too bad for him!
...But Accel threw Raptorch's Poke Ball out the window.

Of course, it was the ONLY pick, but I guess we didn't have a say.

BRING IT ON!

meow

Do it now, Tuxedo!
That thing has nothing to do with tuxedos.

Pablo, on the other hand, is a tuxedo cat.

meow
Alright, let's take him out with a STAB move! I know the others get one.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY STAB MOVES YET?!

meow
This is gonna take a lot of scratches.

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS
GOGOGOGO OUTSPEED HIM PABLO

meow
YEAH I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT STATIC

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT
YOU AREN'T THE PROTAGONIST

oh god are you kidding me

oh my pablo he isn't joking

WOW. What a sore loser.

meow
Here's Pablo's stats.

Pretty good IVs

meow
Can't say the same about the moveset...